The persecution fetish conservatives have is just incredible.

Well, I guess when you’re a psychopathic narcissist it’s hard to imagine that everybody else isn’t one too, so it’s understandable that they think we want to put them in concentration camps because that’s what they want to do to us.

Oh I wish it was cool, it’s been so hot lately but I guess that’s how it’s going to be from here on out.

^{Definitely not selling weapons-grade LSD}

Could always sell drugs.

^{For legal purposes this comment is a joke. Don’t sell drugs. Drugs are bad.}