Your employer would give you a day off for zombie apocalypse? Most of us would have to take a sick day and bring a doctor’s note.

Ah, well that’s what the lab wanted. All good.

Your brother’s name must be Chad

Allegedly, at that. We’ll never know because there’s no due process, and plenty of documented immigrants and even citizens are being swept up in their acts of terror.

I think we’ve found the waste, fraud, and abuse.

He needs a symbol, like TAFKAP (The Artist Formerly Known as Prince), but I fear the symbol would be something no one should see.

With all that pee??

I’ll be honest: I probably have less respect for people who use Alexa than for Alexa itself.

…people who weren’t involved in all this?

“Don’t wake Dad. It’s culturally insensitive.”

Hooray, the repeal of the Patriot Act! …right?

It just occurred to me that the same monsters perpetrating these crimes are also (probably) triggered by women wearing burqas. I thought the face of the agent on the right was censored, but no, he’s just doing a Cousin Itt.

I don’t know… are you ready to find out how many people in this country can suddenly justify sexual assault if “it’s just a massage, what’s the big deal??”

Espirit de coup d’état?

There are some beautiful trails there, although I’m not sure if I’ve done the Maryland Heights Loop. That isn’t the one that has the section of closed trail off of it, is it? One time I tried to used the closed trail as a shortcut to get down, and I’ll just say that there is a reason the trail is closed. Very bad idea, not recommended.

This is just one example of tragedy in a coordinated campaign of hate and cruelty. And while we live in the stupidest topsy-turvy world, they gave him… Tylenol?!

The educators are bad people to this administration

The janitors can stay

Is it a meeting or a happy hour?

First of all, I imagine the budget for state-sponsored espionage and interference is quite high. They may have also not been tied to your typical postpaid plan through a major carrier. You can get prepaid lines and different types of service, such as for IoT devices. These may be a couple bucks per month and are meant to send messages and generally small amounts of data for decea such as SmartThings trackers.

Edit to add: but yeah, 100k SIM cards does seem like a lot. They could probably create havoc on the local cell towers.