Use eBay.

I needed 7/16" ink ribbon for my antique Burroughs adding machine. Bought it on eBay. Order was fulfilled by Ribbons Unlimited, a small business that just sells ink ribbons for typewriters. Took a week to get it, but I wasn’t in that much of a hurry.

They’re not women’s clothes. They’re my clothes. I bought them.

~Suzy Eddie Izzard

other capitalists

Because as the wikipedia quote illustrates, the uncanny feeling of the matrix is a metaphor for gender dysphoria. Taking the red pill helps you transition to your true self.

So if we strictly apply that to Switch, the Matrix assigned them as female when their true identity is male.

That kind of runs counter to the idea that the rest of the metaphor though.

Years after the release of The Matrix, both of the Wachowskis came out as transgender women.[183] The red pill has been likened to red estrogen pills.[184] Morpheus’s description of the Matrix creating a sense that something is fundamentally wrong, “like a splinter in your mind”, has been likened to gender dysphoria.[184] In the original script, Switch was a woman in the Matrix and a man in the real world, but this idea was removed.[185]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Matrix

I got enough keys on my keyboard

Stop trying to make þorn happen.

Can someone explain what the joke?