We don’t know why the balls end up on the wrong side.

Once encased in glue and properly trapped in the scaffold, the penis is then removed and a layer of film adhesive applied to the cut to properly preserve the penis for posterity.

Remember, a banana has no base.

This just in! Another woman was found profusely gone under the sheets on her bed. This was discovered by a neighbor who kept hearing humming and occasional cat-like death moans. At some point after 7 weeks of this it suddenly stopped prompting the neighbor to visit the victim’s home.

The poor woman is recovering. She is an upholsterer, unrelated to the story, but upholsterers never die, they recover. Leather makers do die. They die a lot.

Normal vibrator…7 weeks.

The new Honda Odys…er…hmm…minivan…hmm…mommascar…the all new Honda Mamcar!

Akchuly, My gramma’s great great…10 minutes later… Great grandma’s cousins friend was the first Odysseus ever to be born.

Do you realize what you just said!!!

Wow! They have reached parrot intelligence!

Next they might teach it to butterfly! You know, like you’re off the ground and going somewhere in open air, but they just keep building shit right where you’re flying… And lamps!

From there, who knows?!

I’m going to order brooms and 24’ 2x4 L shapes for mail boxes. Then after 1 day I’ll return them.

Yes officer, she touched my nuculus.

Meanwhile I’m making every one of my computers Linux.

Twohandsome.

You got no balls! …

… Oh shit he’s got a lot more balls than me! But I thought he was a she! Now she’s an it!

Uncle AI?

LOL we had rented a jeep like 3 weeks ago. I had never seated in a less roomy car, and I used to drive a mini coop. We returned it just a few days ago. I wonder if that thing is broken now. The screen looks similar to the one on the post.

$20? Just ask without logging in.

Hmm “don’t run me over” insurance! I’m gonna start a business around this idea.

Maybe it comes with a “scape the police over the border” bottom.

They didn’t pay for the car, so why do they get a say right?

Sarcasm.

How do you tell a fat squirrel from a wombat?