The people depicted on those statues didn’t want monuments built to them in the first place. That’s the difference between Trump and those guys.

They might have been racist upper class douchebags, but they didn’t want to be remembered for their part in the most destructive and pointless war on American soil. They had a sense of shame, something Trump doesn’t have.

Confederate generals didn’t build those. The Jim Crow South did a hundred years later to piss on the civil rights movement.

80 something year old head of state dies

It isn’t Trump

Keep trying, Universe. You’ll get there eventually.

It took Lincoln hours to die. Getting shot in the head isn’t as instant of a death as most people think.

There are way more eyes on the annoying orange than there ever were on the turtle man.

There’s no way someone wouldn’t anonymously report it to the media or massively fuck up and spill it in some other way.

That’s just the animal version of the wet bandits.

He’s a professional loser. This is what he does best.

That, and rape little girls.