

Everyone in this thread is approaching the question from the perspective of the passive resident role, and not the traveling science minstrel role.
Given that I am definitely more inclined toward the latter - which apparently makes me a tiny minority, even in this thread - I feel confident saying that I would have far more to fear from all of you than the reverse.
You may all point and laugh now.
Leave her out of this, please. Blame Captain Howdy, not the girl.
I guess we can see where the old captain is right now…