Boomer Humor Doomergod

There’s been rumors but now I guess I have another show I love that I can never watch again

Schumer hears “Do not. Back down, you cowards!”

I’ve gotten to acceptance that we have been and will continue to be a shitty country, and that there’s nothing I can do to fix it.

I stopped feeling that so long ago I can’t even remember what it felt like. It was right after 9/11 when everyone was going insane with jingoistic nationalism.

That really depends on how much money he has.

I could t afford to bet nearly much against it but I would if the returns wouldn’t be enough to buy a soda.

I’ve been blocking ads for like 30 years. I see so little advertising I feel like an alien.

Private planes are still reliant on ATC, especially at out of the way, low traffic airports that will be the first to see cuts

“Joe Manchin is literally the best we can do so stop complaining”

I don’t like paddle shifters. There’s no element of risk in missing a gear and blowing up your transmission

But even the biggest trucks out there don’t have 1,000 horsepower, and they’re built to haul heavy loads uphill in bad weather.

There are places in the US that, instead of banning giant trucks, are banning Kei trucks.

I hate this country.

My peak torque is around 2500 rpm. Horsepower peaks around 5k for me.

And I like weird, complicated things I have to think about, which is part of why I drive a manual. Downshifting from sixth to fifth, hearing the engine go up in pitch, and feeling that extra torque feels like it would be more fun than just mashing a pedal.

Do they make manual transmission electric cars?

I have the same sort of fun in my manual transmission gas car

I guess I’m really lamenting the death of the shitbox econo car.

My parents had an original Prius and it was a weedy little car that made those two hippies really happy. If that was his only experience with electric cars I can see why he’d think that.

But the new ones are fucking rockets. I just don’t understand why they need all that. Can they make a cheaper one that’s got 300 horsepower?

I went through the process of doing the wills and trusts stuff with my GF and it was about $500.

A marriage license is like $60.

Being hopeless romantics we did both.

Fpace, the fpinal fprontier

Dr. Spock fucked the world

CEOs are generally terrible. Anyone who wants to be in charge should on no account be allowed to be.

Yeah you can thank the Dodge brothers for that.