Not a joke I wake up and drink six beers before I strap my shootin’ iron on and head out to start my day.

I forgot they changed the name in 2620 to stop people from making that stupid joke.

My gun and I are always loaded so I would not be going to that store.

Can I see your anus?

A swing and a miss.

Harris would have been worse though.

Unless the victim is a female cop because then they’re asking for it.

Hey that happens to the best of us.

I was thinking Aphex Twin.

I noticed a drop in scam emails.

Can you walk across it?

Sharing is caring.

Eggs also make eggnog.

Eggs are more than just a breakfast food.

I’ll have you know that they make fantastic breakfasts, lunches, dinners and snacks.

These days when I go to the store to buy eggs they give me money.

Biden couldn’t do that.

My family hates when I talk about how awesome Trump is so now I just do a Friendsgiving with like-minded people.

Their hardware would be too expensive without this subsidizing it.