A bit rude to call humans monkeys, that’s extremely insulting.
Monkeys aren’t dumb enough to blow themselves up.
Miles O'Brien
Senior Chief Petty Officer. Starfleet is in my blood, and I’ve spent my entire adult life in service to boldly going.
Keiko and Molly are my favorite humans, but Transporter Room 3 will always be my favorite.
Just don’t ask who what’s in the pattern buffer.
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If it doesn’t have a tail it’s not a monkey, even though it has a monkey kind of shape.
Legit every time someone from the US says “indian” and it’s not immediately obvious in context, I ask “do you mean people from India, or Native Americans?”
122·5 days ago“but whatabout…”
17·5 days agoIt’s a goal if you’re so fucking disgustingly rich you can buy a private island and haven’t seen the poors since your office was close enough to them you could faintly make out a small dot.
Because you’ll have enough wealth to survive the shit storm, and then there’s nothing those dirty plebians can do to stop you from basically deciding how things run from now on in your little corner.
I’m making an assumption here that you aren’t disgustingly rich and therefore the thought of “fuck 8 billion other people if I get mine” didn’t come naturally to you.
I mean, yeah, being required to do something or else you’ll be starving and homeless is pretty fucked up and worthy of a day being ruined.
Well here in the US we’ve been speedrunning Germany in the 1930s, so it tracks that the places we fuck up and try to control would also be speedrunning their own thing.
Feathered dinos are cool as shit.
4·8 days agoFrom Ohio, and to me sleet is several things
Wet snow/rain mix
Tiny frozen spheres that aren’t big enough to be called hail
Snow/tiny hail mix
Any combination of the three, really.
Mostly it boils down to “not snow or rain or hail”, and “wintry mix” is something I never heard until adulthood.
His handlers planned for that, the second he tries to pull the trigger, explosives detonate the whole room. Doesn’t even need to take the safety off, since he’d likely fuck that up. He just has to hold it right and… Oh… Oh no…
Honestly given how long it’s been standing (lmao thanks Canada, come over for another BBQ some time pls) and given some of the administrations, I’m certain there are secret things that nobody alive remembers.
This will certainly be the dumbest one where the most child rapists seek shelter.
Every republican that talks shit about gun control, I roll with it and see how far they’ll agree with me.
“hell yeah, the government shouldn’t be allowed to control our guns!”
“fucking politicians always getting scared of people just for owning and carrying guns. They don’t kill you by accident!”
“anti-gun nut Ronald Reagan got scared of people walking around open carrying, and he fucked California up with gun control while Governor! Brought it to Washington with him, too! cites laws signed by Reagan”
I lose a lot of the with this one. Somehow Ronald Reagan is their idol?
“yeah man, if they can take a trans persons guns, they can take yours too!”
That last one is where I lose almost all of them.
If there is a hell, Ronald Reagan is getting pineapple’d with Hitler, Margaret Thatcher, and Charlie Kirk.
Well in part, humanity is nazis…
The only good fascism is MY fascism!
I’ve only interacted with two dementia/alzheimer’s patients, so I’ll admit I don’t know much about the conditions.
While yes, they could get belligerent and uncooperative, but largely would agree with pretty much whatever you were saying, as long as you weren’t using a mean tone. Basically they were thought sponges that had no problem agreeing with whatever you said, and even repeating it for a short time before losing it.
Trump is clearly a thought sponge for whoever he last spoke to that wasn’t immediately adversarial to him.
24·12 days agoYou should know! I consider it important information that is necessary for life, as now you get to imagine every songbird tossing in a “cunt” or “good on ya” while twittering away.
There is no law in the US. Just an uncivilized savage land now.
🧑🚀🔫👨🚀
You don’t love a pointlessly gendered meme debate while the world is burning due to class warfare?
As everyone should.
Nobody should ever be looking at the 2nd Ammendment and think to themselves “oh god I just can’t wait, please lemme do it now”
It should always be “please don’t make me do this”, while preparing to do this.
sorry I went on a bit of a rant but ORGANIZE, PEOPLE! is the gist. Hidden to save space.
The obvious republican mindset of “I can’t wait to be allowed to legally murder people” has always been crazy to me. As a kid I heard adults round me talking about how they’re “just looking for an excuse” and it very much seemed like someone who simply wanted to kill people.
That said, I have always accepted the possibility that one day I might be forced to kill in self defense or defense of others if I plan to exercise my 2nd Ammendment right. The last 15 years have been a truly eye-opening experience since I left the sheltered religious life I was raised in.
To anyone reading who is in the US, start with organizing with friends and neighbors who are like-minded and believe nobody should be kidnapped and sent to a concentration camp. I have a decent number of LGBT+ and immigrant friends , and have begun instructing some on the use of firearms. They have always been very anti-gun and for good reason, (I will not pretend the US doesn’t have major issues with firearms) but now have decided since their lives very well might be on the line tomorrow they need some way of protecting themselves.
I am doing what I can in that regard, but the most effective thing is the act of organizing itself. Many of them didn’t know each other. Now there’s a network of people who can assist each other when something happens.
Just this week a few of us had to venture out to un-bury the front door of one of the group that is disabled and got snowed in. They lost power and only had their battery pack and a phone on low battery to call for help, and had we not been organized the way we are they very well could have been frozen by the time emergency services got around to their call. We set them up with a kerosene heater, a CO detector, and extra battery packs to keep the phone charged until power was restored.