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Cake day: December 28th, 2023

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  • Makes me want to tear my hair out when they ask me for assistance

    ProTip: stop offering assistance to people who come to you for advice/assistance and then immediately disregard your response.

    I had family that did that all the time with their computers (I had a computer repair business), and constantly complained about performance, but weren’t willing to change their behavior after asking for advice to make it run better/not be a pile of shit in a month.

    Funny how charging customer rates instead of friends and family rates made them either figure their shit out, or stop coming to me every 6 weeks expecting a cheap fix to their lack of willingness to improve things. Either way, I stopped hearing about their exact same issues over and over, so problem solved.





  • It comes down to the “hallucination rate” which is a very fuzzy metric, but it works pretty well - at a hallucination rate of 5% (95% successful responses) AI is just about on par with human workers - but faster for complex tasks, and slower for simple answers.

    I have no idea what you’re doing, but based on my own experience, your error/hallucination rate is like 1/10th of what I’d expect.

    I’ve been using an AI assistant for the better part of a year, and I’d laugh at the idea that they’re right even 60% of the time without CONSTANTLY reinforcing fucking BASIC directives or telling it to provide sources for every method it suggests. Like, I can’t even keep the damned thing reliably in the language framework I’m working on without it falling back to the raw vendor CLI in project conversations. I’m correcting the exact same mistakes week after week because the thing is braindead and doesn’t understand that you cannot use reserved keywords for your variable names. It just makes up parameters to core functions based on the question I ask it, regardless of documentation until I call it’s bullshit and it gets super conciliatory and then actually double checks it’s own work instead of authoritatively lying to me.

    You’re not wrong that AI makes human style mistakes, but a human can learn, or at least generally doesn’t have to be taught the same fucking lesson at least once a week for a year (or gets fired well before then). AI is artificial, but there absolutely isn’t any intelligence behind it, it’s just a stochastic parrot that somehow comes to plausible answers that the algorithm expects that you want to hear.



  • these bed owners are asking the same thing" why the fuck does a bed NEED to be connected to the internet?

    To harvest your data, obviously. Which is also why they don’t allow local connectivity: you might stop them from being able to data mine you.

    I would have assumed it allows a direct connection between the controller and your phone.

    Lmao, good one.

    Just about any Internet of Shit device I’ve ever worked on, ‘cloud connected’ means ‘cloud first/only’. If your device says it uses the cloud and doesn’t SPECIFICALLY say you have offline access, you don’t.

    This is why my smart shit is zigbee/zwave, you can’t cut me off if you can’t leave my network.









  • Its not my responsibility to close all their doors that are accessible to the public.

    It’s not your responsibility to close the doors, but it is your responsibility not to walk in an open door and take something that’s not yours

    As a US citizen, I’m liable for my own negligence and/or ignorance.

    Yep, and that negligence/ignorance you’re liable for in this case is piracy.

    You’re welcome to disagree with a bad law (and make no mistake, I absolutely think it’s a bad law), but you’re still liable for breaking laws you don’t agree with. By all means break it, but don’t pretend you’re not breaking it, and make sure you take reasonable precautions to keep yourself safe while doing so.