I mean pig-bay invasion was also not their A-Game. Sometimes i feel the CIA is particularly i competent in the context of cuba, for some reason.

Well, they are now owned by a chinese company. Stilm produce in sweden though and are great for safety and ecology.

As far as i can tell, all distros are capable of doing what you want (or if there were a problem, no distro could help)

I honestly just use ubuntu, because its user friendly, has long term support builds that are well tested. Especially if you are new, use a major distro like mint or ubuntu, not cschyOS or PopOS. I personally like the gnome interface, which ships with ubuntu.

other than that: decide if you like distro hopping as a hobby, if not, just stick to a major distro and thsts that.