Good trial run, Carl. Next time we should try adding the coconut.

Fuck, shit, cock, ass, titties, boner, bitch, muff, pussy, cunt, butthole, Barbra Streisand!

…dammit.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/David_Ellison

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bari_Weiss

What flavor is it?

The kool-aid, I mean.

looks around at the state of the world

On its head? Seems to be the default.

Sorry you had to find out this way.

The hexagon was invented by Pappus Alexandria, centuries before the release of unrelated Belgian techno anthem Pump Up the Jam.

Base game got boring, I recommend the Ringfarers expansion.

Just gonna take a little long weekend and acquire some territory, nothin fancy.

Well phones already vibrate so they’re ahead of the curve in that regard.

I’m waiting for the twelvefold myself.

It seems that Europe hasn’t forgotten that appeasement does not work.

It’s-a Regular Giuseppe!

Everything about this sounds atrocious.

…huh. It almost seems like war is bad.

people who just want to see the world burn.

It stands to reason that if set on fire, their entire world will be, in fact, burning.

He can end it as fast as the troops can march home.

They told me what I wanted to hear. And they’re so chrasimatic!

“Well we can’t release just some of the files, we have to wait for this new bureaucratic hurdle to be cleared.”

More stalling.