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What? You expect some kind of German punchline?

Pffffft it doesn’t even go anywhere, complete waste of time.

_j/k

his big “gotcha” moment is apparently that people can’t tell or enjoy this stuff

A scam is a scam whether or not people realise it’s a scam.

I actually saw Fountain of Youth. Very weird, had all the right elements, bland as fuck.

Why are there two images for B, C and

goddammit.

First clue: deciding to call yourself “Krieger” like an edgy 14 year old.

Quellfeld. Or maybe Feldquell. Possibly Lenzfeld. Sprungfeld is at least plausible.

So that’s https://xcancel.com/sentdefender and https://xcancel.com/Faytuks. Possibly this post https://xcancel.com/Faytuks/status/2067919275986124896 specifically?

Oh I see, I didn’t think that far. Thank you!

Sir/Madam, I found this here tag, looks like a forward slash and a letter s, is it yours?

Lifehack: get more things done by not taking breaks.

What benefit does this have over simple hashtags?

Huh. Alright. I’ve seen the “best I can do” meme but that’s it. OP may be overestimating the show.

I… uh… don’t.

Fuck, is $12000 a normal amount for pet cremation? Honestly asking, I would never have guessed that high.

This same article comes around every football world cup.

It is genuinely how you (and I) should think about things. Do get back to me when you figure out how to do it and actually mean it too.

Therapist: This is a very good picture, because you need to start small and celebrate small victories.

Me: (nodding sagely, internally screaming obscenities at my lazy ass)

What’s Ryan doing here?

I’m not complaining, far be it from me, just curious how to summon more Ryans saying random relatable stuff while being Ryan.

Wtf are concourses? Not a native speaker, I can only find the term as “a crowd of people” or maybe “a waiting room”?