Iron Lynx

Mountain of dead bards‽

NECROMANCER: *heavy breathing*

That cheesy dashing in & out sounds great until one player has the Sentinel feat and is right after the boss in the turn order 😛

At least it’s an emordnilap. As is emordnilap.

there’s a whole host of temperature scales, some of which look similar, some look different, some scale the same at the same temperature difference but have different zeroes, and at least one works backwards. Thank goodness there’s only three you’re likely to see in the wild these days, I’d hate to have to keep in mind whether or not those degrees are not Celsius or Fahreheit, but… idk, Newton? Réamur? Rømer? Delisle?

If you’re gonna be causing friction with the party, I’m okay with you being a chaotic little chaos gremlin during RP, but a team player when the cards are down.

I mean, plenty of people might be walking around with something roughly stick-shaped. Be it a broom, a shovel or an umbrella, it’s all a more effective weapon than bare hands

Want to figure out a riddle? Mental + Finesse. That’s Dexterity.

Wait, wouldn’t it make sense to figure out a riddle with Intelligence? And for Dexterity to be Physical + Finesse?

High intelligence low wisdom turns you into an unskippable cutscene of deep exposition.

You went a few steps too far.

Charisma is your ability to sell a tomato based fruit salad

Wouldn’t that be Salsa?

Guys, I found the bard!

Our group has done this. Shot our paladin at a dragon to try to wrestle the wretched wyrm to the ground.

The wrestling part was not very effective, but we did manage to fell the beast, so we had that going for us.

Peace Chastity was never an option.