Just call it what it is: fake and gay

What a Watergate scenario this is, innit?

I have more will than you’ll ever be!

I have many gains to be had there.

Bro, you can just drink thr alcohol before buying.

No. Yes. Yes. No.

Well aren’t you a dandy mint patty? When I pay, I don’t, and all my groceries are fre. Fucking Ez mood, amirite?

Where tf do you live? Tacoma?

If you can’t develop the agency to acquire employment at a living wage or - here’s a fucky idear for ya - start your own (successful) business, then you deserve to succumb to entrapy, imo

If I can’t check out a clerk or cashier when checking out at a food/grocery outlet, that business is shit and deserves to die.