True, I should have said “lower your expectations” and just left it there.

Surface area. It’s Twitter, give people a break.

Penis, man…

Everyone does dumb shit when they’re younger.

Sure, and you can’t come back from some of it.

Someone doesn’t need to spend a lot of money on a Halloween costume this year.

Why are so many people still using Twitter?

I believe they are referring to the mythical Brazilian mini-enema.

And then you have that nasty little foot pedal trashcan next to your toilet because you don’t flush the wipes, right?

…you don’t flush the wipes…do you?

Careful with the bidet conversation. I saw someone on plebbit explain how they don’t have to wash their hands after they take a shit because they have a bidet that washes and dries their asshole.