*Definitely

Jesus christ my guy.

Spiders are more like ICE, they invade your home

(I don’t mind if they squat in the basement tho)

Thanks for extending my list lol

I thought people were already boycotting Spotify?

Man, y’all are weak-willed.

Yes, always blame the consumer for not knowing they need to opt-out.

Next, people will be at fault for their microwaves collecting their fingerprints because they didn’t read the fine print at fucking Sears.

I’ve never heard of a “subscription-only” printer though?

That’s crazy lmao

Treating hardware, physical objects in your own home, like tracks that can be removed from access on Spotify at anytime. Creepy.

Imagine if one day someone just remote-locks your LG smartfridge because it’s been decided you’ve had enough calories for today. Black Mirror can’t even follow this shit rofl

Obligatory.

How ironic that school teachers spent decades lecturing us about not trusting Wikipedia… and now, the vast majority of them seem to rely on Youtube and ChatGPT for their lesson plans. Lmao

God, so much for the “land of the brave and home of the free”. What a bunch of pissant cowards.

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Not for long…

Top comment right here.

Don’t worry, now’s the time it’ll finally all trickle down! /s

I was about to say. For someone detained in a prison abroad she looks freaking glowing in the photo lol

Lmao couldn’t have put it better myself.

“Millennials are ruining the [_] industry! How dare they-”

Oh right, it was capitalist greed all along. Excuse me while I shed a tear for your precious local Applebee’s as you keep voting for the people who enable these acquisition monopolies, lmao

Thank you. I’ve been looking for a single comment to explain the lunatic doublespeak she was using.

MAGA is literally a cult of fascism.

Haha I like that