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  • I prefer the Eldrich explaination. We are so much larger and more powerful, and smarrer, and more handsomer than ants, why would we care?

    Perhaps there are are gods with pet species on other planets, but we are not one of them, maybe the pet species on Earth aren’t us, or if we are we have a sadistic owner, or we just don’t understand what’s going on because we are ants.

    All moot, I’m not religious, but it’s the only explanation that makes sense to me.



  • A KGB spy and a CIA agent meet up in a bar for a friendly drink

    “I have to admit, I’m always so impressed by Soviet propaganda. You really know how to get people worked up,” the CIA agent says.

    “Thank you,” the KGB says. “We do our best but truly, it’s nothing compared to American propaganda. Your people believe everything your state media tells them.”

    The CIA agent drops his drink in shock and disgust. “Thank you friend, but you must be confused… There’s no propaganda in America.”