In most countries for average people if you can make a convincing argument about why you thought it would be allowed and can argue it with a straight face they arent interested in nailing you over it because it isnt worth their time.

I asked my accountant “Hey, when I take sick leave at work and I have to get a doctors certificate to get paid for those days, does that make the doctors visit a work expense?”

He said “Thats a legitimate enough argument that if you want me to I’ll put them on your return. Dont know if it would pass an audit but the reasoning is solid”

I think he was more about the C

As much as I hate the constant stream of lazy, lying bullshit I do love a really clever campaign.

Think of the sheer balls an advertising company had to have to walk into the initial “Compare the Market” add campaign pitch and say the word “Meerkats” and then go on to explain they would say next to fuckall about what the company actually did.

She’s gonna rip her shirt and fuck an alien?

Just remember folks, someone being fat is not a reason to hate them. Theres literally nothing else about him thats a redeeming quality, his being a lardass is the least deplorable thing about him. The fact that he must just shovel empty calories into his maw all day atleast limits the stupid shit coming out of it.