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  • Cyberflunk@lemmy.worldtoTechnology@lemmy.world•Google’s Sundar Pichai says the job of CEO is one of the ‘easier things’ AI could soon replaceEnglish
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    4 days ago

    Fuck this festering, soul-sucking, vomit-inducing pile of rancid goat shit masquerading as a human being named Sundar Pichai. This tech-bro tyrant, this silicon-sucking vampire lord, deserves to have his entire empire of pixelated bullshit crumble into digital dust.

    Fuck Sundar, his bloated ego, his bloodline of bootlicking enablers, his sprawling McMansion fortress built on the backs of underpaid code slaves. Fuck his family tree—may it wither and rot like the diseased orchard it is. Fuck his house, that gaudy shrine to ill-gotten greed, stuffed with gadgets that spy on the world while he hides in his ivory tower.

    Fuck his company, that dystopian data-hoarding behemoth called Google—may it glitch into oblivion, algorithms choking on their own surveillance vomit. Fuck his billions, those filthy stacks of cash soaked in the sweat of exploited workers and the tears of privacy’s victims. May his fortune evaporate faster than a crypto scam in a bear market.

    Fuck his shit-stained excuses for opinions, those corporate diarrhea dribbles masquerading as wisdom. This guy’s not just dangerous—he’s a walking apocalypse, a societal cancer more toxic than any tin-pot dictator or orange-faced demagogue currently shitting on the world stage. He’s the architect of our surveillance nightmare, the puppet master pulling strings while the planet burns. Burn in hell, you algorithm-abusing asshole—may your legacy be forgotten in the ashes of your own hubris!

  • Cyberflunk@lemmy.worldtoFunny@sh.itjust.works•If you're cold, they're cold
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    15 days ago
    Film Number of Fingers Description
    Alien (1979) Six The original Xenomorph has webbed, six-fingered hands. The fingers are often held together, giving a fused appearance, but are distinct digits.
    Aliens (1986) Three The design was simplified to three fingers: two paired digits and one opposable thumb. They appear longer and more skeletal.
    Alien³ (1992) Four The “dog” or “runner” Xenomorph has four digits on each hand, continuing a more animalistic, quadrupedal design.
    Alien: Resurrection (1997) Four Features four digits: two long middle fingers and a pair of opposable thumbs. The hands are bulkier and more fleshy.
    Alien vs. Predator (2004) Four Retains the four-digit design from Resurrection, though hands are made bulkier for combat with Predators.
    Aliens vs. Predator: Requiem (2007) Four Continues the four-digit structure, consistent with the previous AVP film.
    Prometheus (2012) N/A (Not a true Xenomorph) Features the “Deacon,” a different xenomorphic creature with distinct, non-canonical limb structure.
    Alien: Covenant (2017) Five The “Neomorph” and “Protomorph” (or “Chestburster”) display five-digit hands, marking a return to a more humanoid structure.
    Alien: Romulus (2024) Six Returns to a six-fingered design, with two opposing thumbs and four digits, reminiscent of the original but with modern articulation.