BucketBong

I’m trying not to be.

One that only gives the impression you’re gonna get kidnapped.

I jumped in a taxi I called, he couldn’t be bothered going where I wanted to go so he called his taxi friend to meet up in this abandoned carpark told me to jump in his car and he took me to my destination, I’m easy as fuck to kidnap.

https://join.piefed.social/

Yeah I saw that, how tiny are their legs?

So its the horrors we see that causes it.

It’s been a week, the fuckening must be soon.

I fully believe he thinks its a swimming pool.

Why are these damn poors not spending their money, don’t they know I have a family to ignore!

If a streaming company is greedy and lets you use the same card each sign up, you can indefinitely use their service for free using an endless supply of free emails.

I had Foxtel Go, an online pay tv service in Australia, for free for 2 years before I got bored of it, I think I fucked up like 3 times and had to pay, but as long as you cancel it a day or 2 before, you’ll be fine.

It’s fine when they brick our property, but its a crime when we brick their property.

The wake will be held at Four Seasons landscaping.

People mourn in different ways.

Because you drank all the happy fun ones away.

Satan: vende mihi animam tuam pro maximo desiderio

Me: what’s this about my verandah?

Satan: vende mihi animam tuam pro maximo desiderio

Me: Sorry, I… I got to get going, I got an appointment, hope you get help with whatever the fuck you need.