That’s pretty spotty speculation.

Navel gazers?

You’ve met my ex?

I reported you via FINGER to Al Gore.

*Fuck

Damn, that was my only guess!

Never going again, like many. Even the quieter folk: just ask around…

Ah, so a technicality, eh…?

Is it a true stick, or is the whole thing one big LIE?

I tried shaving my asshole but he ran away and never came back.

Purchase a Pocket Poop Knife.

< salivate >