27% of people still haven’t realised they’re next.

Willie Nelson’s not going to like that. Venezuela is tough to rhyme.

A war is a two-way conflict. No way they want that.

A sausage roll is now sushi.

Appeal to their vanity. Start saying how brave the astronauts are and make them celebrities. Give them all the credit. Don’t mention the funders at all.

Next ones go up with a billionaire on board for sure.

In fairness to K, his pretend girlfriend is at least Ana de Armas, rather than some anime weeaboobs.

Yeah, somebody of influence built one, and the rest of the city that could afford to just followed.

The TikTok Stanley Cup craze of the 1100s.

Only drunker.

At least two billionaires keep firing rockets into space as a hobby. It’s only a matter of time.

Windows ME

I’m holding out for an Airwolf or Street Hawk.

Damn right they’re a safety issue.

I was crossing one the other week. Boom. Gay. Just like that. Had to get a divorce and everything.

If your police cover their faces, they are not doing good work.

The penalty would only be effective if it was like 50% of his net worth.

I see you’ve never played games with Serbs.

He just sent me 220 videos!

Hard to think of ways EA hasn’t already tried. Swap your kidney for FIFA cards maybe?

I boycotted them accidentally. Making like 3 games in a decade that I’m interested in will do that.

“My ketamine dick can’t function, even for the sexiest kids”

Now they’re just immigrant protons.