

Threatening the POPE is EXACTLY what Jesus would Do!
-Republicans who want the Bible to be Law!


Threatening the POPE is EXACTLY what Jesus would Do!
-Republicans who want the Bible to be Law!


Closing the Straight of Hormuz is ANTI SEMETIC!
-The BBC!


DANG NAB IT! They got us Good! Oh well let’s send out the Fundraising Texts!
-Democrats!


Republicans: We think Queers should DIE!
Reid Newton: Wow these people SPEAK my Language!


See! I TOLD you the ONLY way to stop this War that Trump started for No Reason is to have TRUMP leading Us! MORE Tariffs Daddy!
-Republicans but UNIRONICALLY!


HOW did this Man ONLY get the FIFA Peace Prize!


But ALL we’re Doing is allowing Jeffrey Epstein’s BEST FRIEND to Hire KNOWN pedophiles and Allowing them FULL Federal Support to Kidnap children to Undisclosed locations Law MAKERS aren’t even allowed into at the US Taxpayer’s Expense! HOW could that Equate to CHILD RAPE?
-Republicans!


Jeffrey Epstein’s Friend and Confidante Steven Bannon? GOOD! We need to LEGALLY PROTECT CHILD RAPISTS!
-Republicans Apparently!


Have they Tried APPEASING Trump even More to Convince him to END the War? BABYING Trump seems to HELP a Lot!


US? What a WEIRD way to Spell ISRAEL!
-America First Politicians!


If ONLY Iran would OPEN up the Straight that was ALREADY Open BEFORE Trump bombed them for some Reason! WE wouldn’t be in This Mess! We NEED Trump to Fix Trump’s Fuck Up! Iran!
-NOT Sheep Republicans!


TikTok BANNED an ISRAELI? Why do they Hate ALL JEWS in the Entire World!
-The BBC, CNN, The ADL and AIPAC!


This is EXACTLY what Jesus would Say!
-Trump’s Faith Advisor!


I had NO IDEA that the Man who did this EXACT same thing Last Time he was President would do This!
-Republicans who Do Their Own Research TM!


If you DONT Support helping Israel BOMB SCHOOLS AND ORPHANAGES you’re ANTI SEMETIC!
-CNN and The BBC!


This is NOT Proof of anything at All!
-Pizzagate believers who call Michelle Obama a legitimate Man!


Israel ISNT every single Jew on Earth? WHY are you SO Anti Semetic!
-The ADL!
And they BETTER do it OTHERWISE they’ll be Ordered AGAIN! And AGAIN! And the ONLY way to Stop being Ordered is to COMPLY!