ArkanianOffshoot

Reminds me of that scene in Ubik where Joe Chip has to put a coin in his front door for it to open lol

The door refused to open. It said, “Five cents, please.”

He searched his pockets. No more coins; nothing. “I’ll pay you tomorrow,” he told the door. Again it remained locked tight. “What I pay you,” he informed it, “is in the nature of a gratuity; I don’t have to pay you.”

“I think otherwise,” the door said. “Look in the purchase contract you signed when you bought this conapt.”

…he found the contract. Sure enough; payment to his door for opening and shutting constituted a mandatory fee. Not a tip.

“You discover I’m right,” the door said. It sounded smug.

there’s also a yesai.duckduckgo.com version, lol

I’m so deeply convinced that Republicans are incapable of admitting any wrongdoing that, every time I see one of these posts, I automatically think it must be fake and that it’s just someone posing as a “reformed Republican” to farm likes and engagement.