Yes. It’s mean spirited against my fake employees at my terrible company.

I never said blorp was a bad name. I’d actually compare it to “James bond “ the writer picked James Bond because it was a boring name. Now it’s the name of James Bond.

I have no strong feelings about blorp. It’s just a name.

I do have strong feelings about a what bad name actually sounds like.

I write long paragraphs for everything lol. All my comments have hundreds of edits as well. It’s called adhd.

It being a bad joke doesn’t bother me. It being taken as an insult does. I don’t go around wanting to hurt people for no reason.

That damages my reputation.

Making a joke that just isn’t very funny to anyone besides me does not damage my reputation at all. I can do that all I want.

If I was embarrassed about making a joke I’d delete. I’m still very thrilled about my joke.

Since the joke is entirely about absurdity and not making any grand point or statement of in kinda … yeah it should be pretty high up there in the unreasonable things you’ll read today category.

Honestly if your trying to say what I think your trying to say, the problem is your trying to read it as me insulting the other person. You having difficulty because it doesn’t actually say anything bad about they’re company name or decision to keep it. Reading it like an insult makes it just a confusing thing to randomly say.

Because the joke is actually that simple. It would be absolutely absurd if I meant what I was saying at all. That’s the joke.

You don’t have to like the joke but don’t waste your time overthinking it. You won’t get anywhere lol.

Exactly! My employees here at PunchOurEmployeesinTheFace construction are always wanting to do a rebrand.

I’m like “guys we’ve been over this! the wave of violence is probably due to our bait-and-switch pricing style. The few others are more of a fall into the employee when the watered down concrete inevitably fails. That’s why we gotta leave the job site immediately after completion people!”

They just don’t get it.

Damn bro he came for a new logo not to catch a sick burn lol

Your internet experience is about to be flooded with tshirt advertisements.

Harry Potter and the audacity of this bitch! You threw up? This is why your father is always so disappointed!

Thanks for pointing out the one and only typo I made. Just the one typo. No need for anyone to re-read my comment. There was just that one typo and we all had a Good laugh about it.

I’ve got bad news. From my very limited knowledge of fire fires they don’t bread all that fast and colonies don’t travel very far.

So you might increase the fireflies you currently have you shouldn’t expect new fireflies.

1. we used to have a system that broke up monopolies and with current hatred of these large businesses we will be going back to that very soon. Btw we are right now in that few choices stage. We’ll pass that by the time the tech is perfected.

2. lol. How dare I limit people to only: walking, biking, sailing, flying, skipping, horse/camel riding, electric scooter, electric bIke, piggy back rides, surf, skateboard, crawl, pogo stick, Tobagon, dog sled, horse carriage, astral projection…I’ve taken exactly one option away. You can’t drive yourself because it’s dangerous. You can’t eat human meat how dare they limit you to only a few options of meat! C’mon man I’m not buying that.

3. I don’t know, why DO we constantly give corporations more control over our lives? Why do you want to fix that by stopping something objectively good? That’s like saying you want more free speech but you’re starting with the n-word. It feels disingenuous. If you don’t want them to have that power… BUILD YOUR OWN. Btw we are currently in the step. “Lock it doors and drive yourself where you don’t want to go” that happens all the time in people driven cars as well. Maybe we should make laws against kidnapping people… oh wait it is already illegal.

People flee war zones now without the aid of cars, highways get clogged with traffic… which would be impossible if the cars drove themselves! It would be easier to evacuate people with self driving cars.

I’m not buying your arguments.

Edit: forgot a few

Trains, monorails, Zipline, parachute, Segway, subway, moving walkways… I might be back with more

1. I never said Tesla or google. Only self driving cars. Tesla didn’t invent the concept nor do they own it.

2. then don’t get involved with self driving cars. Just walk, problem solved.

3. companies are a thing. It’s who we buy stuff from. You’re going to have to get used to that.

“Yet” - you

Let’s explain it this way.

You are driving not on the road and our confused about why you are. You are now stranded even though you are driving yourself.

See. The argument of “well the computer could get confused” people get confused all the time.

And again you said “yet” and that’s my whole point. It’s getting there. It’s only a matter of time before the computer can get to your buddies house quicker and better than you. And will probably be able to scan and avoid loose mud and snow so you don’t destroy your buddies lawn when you get stuck.

If I was that buddy of yours it would only be a matter of time before I make you park your personal driving car at the gate and walk up like how people don’t wear shoes in thier house. Don’t destroy my yard with your messy personal driving skills. Let the computer find you a place to park.

We ban dangerous things people like all the time.

Want to know what I like? Cocaine. Lots of people loved cocaine. They banned it.

People threw a fit when they made drunk driving illegal too. They still made it illegal.

People loved asbestos as well, they banned that.

You can’t even sell milk directly from a cow in most states because of the dangers. Raw milk is banned.

People are fighting tooth in nail to try to re-legalize weed lol and it’s a huge uphill battle.

We ban old things all the time regardless of how well liked they are.

“Too many emergency situations require a human” not really as it would relate to driving… computers have much faster reflexes than a human. They will drive better. So what emergency are you thinking of? Car breaking down? Most people can’t fix thier own car anyway. The only change will be the car calling a tow truck instead of you.

Driving isn’t going smoothly now. Nothing ever goes smoothly.

“Driving standards will rise yada yada”

Nope. We’ve already established you guys will never accept any steps to safety without throwing a fit.

It’s “go big or go home”. We’ll push hard and fast because we’ll get the same pushback regardless of how small the change. So change big.

How it’ll actually go is trucking will be taken over by automatic driving because it’s cheaper. The reduction in traffic and increase in safety will be seen and immediately we’ll push for a driving ban. You’ll probably get 3-5 years to retrofit your car or buy a knew one… then that’s it. No more dangerous drivers, no more traffic…

And yes people will probably ditch private car ownership in exchange for self driving free busses and cheap taxis.

Children will be able to walk to school safely finally.

Btw we aren’t going to waste our time pushing for more speed cameras lol we are going to sit and wait and gather our energy.

The moment self driving cars are safe enough we are going to ban human drivers entirely, because humans suck at driving cars.

That’s the future for you guys. You flat out refuse to drive safely so we just won’t let you drive at all.

In my town murder is perfectly fine. Every time someone tries to make a law changing that we just murder them. So murdering people is the only reasonable solution.

Btw you mentioned one of the deer and one of the car crashes. That means you are at least up to 4 on your body shop count. I once again have 0 wrecks.

You talk about shitty drivers but it’s you bro. You speed everywhere and keep getting in wrecks that’s are “totally not your fualt“

If you’re going to eat a hamburger eat the hell out of it

If you want to speed because you want to just say that. “Fuck you’re safety I’m in a hurry”

Don’t try to convince me it’s actually YOU who is the safe driver when you keep getting in wrecks.

Don’t waste your time with seatbelts. Those other driver need to learn to drive but that’s a different problem. Just don’t crash and you won’t need a seatbelt.

Would you rather be hit by a bad driver going 35 or a bad driver going 70? It’s the same right? It’s the acceleration lol

lol do you really think that’s some kind of rebuttal?

Let’s break it down. Essentially:

“We can’t ticket everyone”

“Yes we can”

“But we don’t like to get tickets so we vote against tickets. Therefore you can’t do the reasonable things leaving our solution of speeding as the only option! so check and mate!”

It’s impossible because you want to keep it impossible, so you can say it’s impossible, so your idea of just speeding all the time is the only way.

One of them? Just the one? How about you? How many deer have you hit? I’ve never hit an animal or road debris either.

You never answered if you wear your seatbelt or not.

I know a guy who got arrested for looking like another guy. Laws are often crappy. Those people you know… what’s thier accident history like? Do they crash a lot? I’m guessing not. I’ve never even come close to hitting another car in all my 20+ years of driving.