Reappraisal of the Geologic Time Scale: Evidence for a 6,001-year-old Earth - Journal of Astrological Big Data Ecology
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By analyzing upwards of several fossils this paper dates the earth to exactly 6,001 years old. No more. No less.
    • 667@lemmy.radioEnglish
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      7 months ago

      The first tell was the author using the first person, and the next tell was the piano falling.

        • waz@feddit.ukEnglish
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          7 months ago

          “I first went about the humane capture of the wildlife of C-100. A few peacocks were caught with bear traps, an iguana was captured via a falling piano,  and a peacock bass was shot in the face with a shotgun, all in line with the standards set by the Florida Constitution [3].”