• MoreZombies@quokk.au
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    2 days ago

    How much legal trouble would I get for kicking a CEO in the testicles? it feels like it would be worth it if I ever met NVIDIA’s bosses.

    • KelvarCherry@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      22 hours ago

      None if you don’t get caught. They’re not going to do a full investigation if you don’t try to murder the guy. Also, look how badly the current FBI fumbled the investigation into Charlie Kirk’s killer? into Brian Thompson’s killer?

      • Brave Little Hitachi Wand@feddit.uk
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        21 hours ago

        It’s crazy how much Brian Thompson isn’t even a name in my head. If someone murders me, I only hope they’re not so charismatic that when people try to remember me they just picture a beige balloon named John Lastname.