fossilesque@mander.xyzM to Science Memes@mander.xyzEnglish · 2 months agoCan't touch this!mander.xyzimagemessage-square13linkfedilinkarrow-up1309arrow-down12file-text
arrow-up1307arrow-down1imageCan't touch this!mander.xyzfossilesque@mander.xyzM to Science Memes@mander.xyzEnglish · 2 months agomessage-square13linkfedilinkfile-text
https://www.nationalgeographic.com/animals/article/new-mantis-discovered-dancing-like-a-snake?linkId=888988117
minus-squareEvil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.clublinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up16·2 months agoHonestly, dancing after sex feels like a bit too much work at my advanced millennial age.
minus-squareInsekticus@aussie.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·2 months agoBut, would you do a goofy lil jig for 10 seconds or so, if it meant she didn’t kill and eat you?
minus-squareEvil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.clublinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·2 months agoI was there for the promised killing part, I already had to do the ‘goofy lil jig for 10 seconds or so’ to get the sex part done.
minus-squareI_am_10_squirrels@beehaw.orglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·2 months agoWith me, 10 seconds is all it takes
Honestly, dancing after sex feels like a bit too much work at my advanced millennial age.
But, would you do a goofy lil jig for 10 seconds or so, if it meant she didn’t kill and eat you?
I was there for the promised killing part, I already had to do the ‘goofy lil jig for 10 seconds or so’ to get the sex part done.
With me, 10 seconds is all it takes