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LadyButterfly she/her@piefed.blahaj.zone to me_irl@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 day ago

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LadyButterfly she/her@piefed.blahaj.zone to me_irl@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 day ago
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  • Klnsfw 🏳️‍🌈@lemmynsfw.com
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    20 hours ago

    I need to sleep these 25 minutes more, even if it means skipping the screaming-in-pillow step

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    My skincare routine for the morning is to take the gunk out of my eyes

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    Warm shower, cold rinse, shea butter.

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    I believe in taking care of myself and a balanced diet and rigorous exercise routine. In the morning if my face is a little puffy I’ll put on an ice pack while doing stomach crunches. I can do 1000 now. After I remove the ice pack I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower I use a water activated gel cleanser, then a honey almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub. Then I apply an herb-mint facial mask which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an after shave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion.

    • leftzero@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      And yet Paul Allen’s card is still orders of magnitude better.

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      Impressive. Very nice. Let’s see Paul Allen’s morning skincare routine.

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      Damn. All the text I waited for the funny punchline. But… You were serious. It felt kinda familiar 😁

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        https://m.youtube.com/shorts/CTaTCX5EETc

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          Damn 😐

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        They’re not serious. It’s a quote from American Psycho.

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          Ooooooh, I could’ve sworn it sounded somehow familiar :)

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      And when do you take the time to scream into the pillow?

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