apftwb@lemmy.world to Technology@lemmy.worldEnglish · 20 hours agoMicrosoft outage: Microsoft 365, Teams, Outlook, Copilot all impactedmashable.comexternal-linkmessage-square155linkfedilinkarrow-up1568arrow-down16
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minus-squareBananaTrifleViolin@piefed.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up62·17 hours agoThe corporate bullshit language is strong in microsoft: “We’re opening all available pathways to restore service, as our actions taken thus far have not provided the anticipated relief.” “We’re aggressively pursuing all pathways to reduce impact,”
minus-squareredballooon@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·4 hours agoAs in "start thousands of subagents and fix the problem "
minus-square1984@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·9 hours agoLol that is some impressive corpo bullshit.
minus-squarePhoenixz@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up67·16 hours agoThat translates to We have no fucking idea what’s wrong, please send help
minus-square𝕸𝖔𝖘𝖘@infosec.publinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up24·15 hours agoCopilot is down, and they fired all their engineers. They don’t know what to do, because their “brain” is part of (and likely caused) this outage lol
minus-squarepdxfed@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·28 minutes agoThey’re going to fire the people who fired the engineers next…
minus-squareHackerman@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up16arrow-down1·14 hours ago“We’ve tried nothing and we’re all out of ideas”
minus-squareTreczoks@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·9 hours agoOh, they tried something. They asked Copilot to fix it…
The corporate bullshit language is strong in microsoft:
As in "start thousands of subagents and fix the problem "
Lol that is some impressive corpo bullshit.
That translates to
We have no fucking idea what’s wrong, please send help
Copilot is down, and they fired all their engineers. They don’t know what to do, because their “brain” is part of (and likely caused) this outage lol
They’re going to fire the people who fired the engineers next…
oopsie woopsie
“We’ve tried nothing and we’re all out of ideas”
Oh, they tried something. They asked Copilot to fix it…
the reply is very human.