This is a Planteray tasting giftbox, six bottles of different rum, five of which are dedicated to a specific bad person, for when I no longer share the planet with them, I printed ribbons on my label maker with the name of the person the bottle is dedicated to.
Interestingly, out of the five bottles I have dedicated, four of them are dedicated to a person with a “u” as the first or only vowel in their surname.
The current dedication goes out to:
Mr. Trump
Mr. Putin
Mr. Musk
Mr. Murdoch
Mr. Orbán
The fifth is as of yet undedicated, but if you have any suggestions, feel free to post them.
The last bottle should be Netanyahu. He’s arguably one of the most awful people on earth for the perpetuation of the Palestinian genocide.
And 10cl won’t be enough. Well, depending on who succeeds him.
On that day, we break out the meth.
For the last one, it could be like the Tomb of the Unknown Soldier, where it represents all bad people currently living. When anyone deemed “bad” passes, you could take a sip.
“The bottle of the unspecified bad guy”
That is a good idea…
If OP wants to get a taste, Charlie Kirk is recent enough!
I have a hard rule of the dedications needs to be currently alive, it is more fun that way.
Darn. You were close!
For that last bottle, If you want to go with your U theme, you could do
- Duterte
- Un
- Bush
- Lukashenko
TFW you get so thirsty you buy a rifle
Write that one up for Chief Justice Roberts. He has it too easy IMHO.
I can never decided if Thomas or Roberts is worse. Sometimes I think Roberts has some standards, just exceptionally low/evil ones. While Thomas seems completely bought and paid for
Erdogan or Netanyahu
There’s also Salman bin Abdulaziz Al Saud or his son who’s the defacto king of Saudi Arabia or the supreme leader of iran Ali Khomeini
Shit-moths. They started off as tiny, little shit-larva, Randy, and then they grew into shit-apillars. A pandemic of shit-apillards. Everywhere you look, Randy, shit-apillars. They almost drove me over the god damn edge, boy. I tried to exterminate them, I tried to put an end to the shit-apillar’s life cycle, but I failed. And now, shit-moths, Randy. Every fucking one of them, shit-moths.
Excellent idea … one question … what are you going to do while these people are still alive in order to actually … be able to celebrate the dedication … with your sanity in tact … so you know that it’s actually worth celebrating?
I am not an American, it helps a lot.
But in general, unless I am actually focusing on a particularly bad guy, I am able to generalize and focus on myself.
I mean, who else will take these photos if I don’t focus on them:
