Yes, it’s from a book called “Uncle John’s Bathroom Reader” and that book was resting on a closed toilet seat in a nation that only kind of uses the metric system in certain situations… however, you’d be surprised how much you can learn after a single visit to any local fast-food joint!
I’m sorry, for clarity which system are you considering Freedom Units?
“Freedom units” is a satirical term implying a system of measurement used by Americans
otherwise known as “arbitrary nonsense units”
“Arbitrary Nonsense Units, Silly”
That spells ANUS… m o o n
Whatever USA decides to use to measure something, whether its inches & feet, bananas, football fields, or other randomly decided units of measurement.
Trump uses buildings as a system of measurement, having ass-hattedly used the empire state building to measure the horizontal length of the freedom pool, a desecrated monument of freedom which is now more or less a peeling swimming pool in front of the once beloved and now gilded in tacky gold flake/ grifted trophies; “white house”