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oldmanalex@sh.itjust.worksBanned from community to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 2 days ago

What does the license plate “JZZ WZRD” mean? 🤔

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What does the license plate “JZZ WZRD” mean? 🤔

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oldmanalex@sh.itjust.worksBanned from community to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 2 days ago
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    They either play an instrument or believe they possess magical abilities with ejaculate

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      You’re a jizzard, Harry

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      Or both. They’re the single overlap between jazz and jizz, outstanding at both. Like the human talent equivalent of 40 degree weather.

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        Sax/sex

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      Maybe they’re a gay virgin in their 30’s?

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