The Apple classic: removes headphone jack, sells your AirPods.
{Jesus knocks}
Jesus: Let me in, I’m here to save you.
Innocent bystander: Save me from what Jesus?
Jesus: {voice lowers ominously} From what I’m going to do to you if you don’t let me in…
"God loves you so much that he will burn you up for not loving him back
Because He created you as a sinner because he loves you and He hates sin so he decided what was a sin and then put it inside you, and then you gotta get it out, right?
So he sent His Son and then killed Him so he could get rid of the sin that He put in you Cause He hates it"
Makes total sense! /s
Except I am of the church of the utterly indifferent god. We would go to church, but what’s the point?
Looking for money, somewhere, anywhere, as long as it’s hard currency. They’re running out of fake collateral.
<CIRCULAR FINANCING INTENSIFIES>
They must have learned from the credit bureaus. Leak everyone’s data then sell a monitoring subscription for it.
That’s just smart business practices.
So I can see some uninformed exec with only a MBA deciding to put the keys to everything in one spot behind a data model that likes to do things like delete everything.
Nevermind having a single point of failure.
How do you scream “We’re bleeding money” without saying it? Invent new ways to fleece your existing user base.
Tack this on to their new price tier plans and get a better picture of their current problems.
those guys are con incarnates
