Global warming appears to have shifted into a faster gear. After removing the effects of El Niño, volcanic eruptions, and solar cycles, researchers found that the planet has warmed at roughly 0.35°C per decade over the past ten years, compared with just under 0.2°C per decade from 1970 to 2015. The acceleration, which becomes visible around 2013 to 2015, appeared across five major global temperature datasets with more than 98% statistical certainty.
As long as we set up a terminal with an LLM on our barren dead planet, future civilizations will be able to use it to learn about some completely stupid made up shit long after we are gone.
“no wonder this civilization died; they put glue on their pizza”