idc what anyone says cat in the hat (2003) was peak comedy
That movie was something else. I know that kids movies try to throw in adult jokes under the radar to keep parents entertained, but the ones in the movie were just…. Explicit.
Specifically i remember the scene where he steps on a rake and it hits him and he says “You dirty ho(e)…. Oh, I’m sorry, I love you baby”.
Why would you voluntarily do any of those gig economy jobs where you know you’ll be fucked over?
You gotta make ends meet somehow. Ive done it between work and during holidays before. It sucks, but i could at least do it on my schedule.
We don’t have nearly enough Cat in the Hat memes.


i feel like the words should be reversed
Here you go!

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grandson - AUTONOMOUS DELIVERY ROBOT was made for you
An absolute banger.




