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minus-squareAlvaro@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkarrow-up15·7 days agoMaturing from the perspective of loving cake: Kid: When I grow up I will have my own money and can buy a whole cake everyday! Teen: When I leave the house I will be able to buy cake as much as I want! YA: see kid above ^^^ Adult: Now I can finally buy as much cake as I want! Adult (later that day in varying degrees of pain): The cake was a beautiful lie And this is why you can never truly just eat as much cake as you want.
Maturing from the perspective of loving cake:
Kid: When I grow up I will have my own money and can buy a whole cake everyday!
Teen: When I leave the house I will be able to buy cake as much as I want!
YA: see kid above ^^^
Adult: Now I can finally buy as much cake as I want!
Adult (later that day in varying degrees of pain): The cake was a beautiful lie
And this is why you can never truly just eat as much cake as you want.
YOU CAN DO IT BRUCIE!