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2 days agoThe worms are in charge, buddy.
tomiant
So, here you are. Aren’t ya. AREN’T YA? Ya, ya are.
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Hamber was pergant
“In fact this is great. You know why? Because look over here, a completely unrelated lie that I’m very proud of.”
When they realized you can manipulate the global financial market that way.
2·3 days agoI read the headline and was the same like, isn’t that a…
I am all for a crusade to liberate Jerusalem.
2·5 days agoBecause he has $826 billion…
I just wish my money would all be gone already so I didn’t have to worry so much.
I personally think they care way more about losing money and influence than hating women.
The misogyny is just a side gig.
I think we should have a law that employees at a company have a right to a share of % of the profits.
Would help incentives workers, too. You’re gonna work harder if you know your efforts actually pay off.
Donald Trump, Starring Donald Trump, feat. Donald Trump, guest artist Donald Trump, also starring Donald Trump, key grip Donald Trump, makeup artist Donald Trump
It’s gonna be a veritable Trumpavaganza!
Can’t wait.
They’d do wonders for the ecology!
When you step in shit, don’t start stomping.
I always really wanted to release a bunch of Komodo dragons in there, I think they’d thrive. They’d cull the population of… Many animals! Including Floridians. I think that’d be good for us, as humans I mean. Keeps us on our toes. I think we could have a very healthy Komodo dragon population in the Florida swamps before 2050. I bet they adapt super well. They have to! They always do. Good thing, not growing too complacent in ones superpredatorialism. Let’s put the beef where our mouths are, let the dragons prey on the slower ones, cull human population quite organically. It’s really not that far off from what we used to do like 20KYA or so. Back then we had snub nosed bears and let me tell you, they were no girl scout cookies either!
31·12 days agoWell won’t need those anymore!
Let’s mix these chemicals and see what happens. No funds for lab coats or protective glasses. We got a bottom line to feed.
HAHAHAHAHHAA VERY OPTIMISTIC!
No but seriously we’re fucked.