Wali Malik no longer has to worry that a rightwing bureaucrat – or influencer – will decide his research is “woke”.

…yet

This is great, a private citizen has the power to influence the outcome of wars, that’s how it’s supposed to work wooo!

I want to get a blowjob from Angelina Jolie. It doesn’t matter what we want, reality ain’t gonna change for us.

EXTREMELY INVASIVE SURVEILLANCE OPERATIONS ARE NOW PUT IN PLACE FOR you to have a better sense of community and meaningful communication <3

And some transport you to parallel dimensions to meet magical imps. Fungi are extremely cool organisms.

There are literally hundreds of millions of people who go mushroom hunting every year and don’t die horrifically, you only hear about these few cases specifically because they are so rare. It is a very common pastime.

LOL! Fancy mushrooms are ridiculously expensive, you can even sell them directly to restaurants if you find a good batch and just call them up and offer them.

I mean just having them is not the main point, getting out in nature and walking about and finding them is more than half the thing!

The tastiest ones are super easy to identify. Going mushroom hunting is a great fun activity, gets you out in nature, and it just feels so damn rewarding finding the little buddies! And bah gawd do they taste amazing.

Another one, eh? Which one came true this time… Let’s see. Oh that one. Yeah that makes sense, coercing people over the Internet is apparently super easy, barely an inconvenience. It’s like that 764 network that had kids do unspeakable shit on camera, there is good precedent.

tl;dr there was nothing in the decrypted file of interest- BUT it shows that more files may be recoverable. Impressive work, love to see it! <3

A breast cancer party

“Do I have a penis or vagina?” - the great philosophical question of our time

We are feeling the brute force of what you are saying right now on a scale previously not seen. Of course this has been a generational play, that lies at the core of feudalism and patriarchal rule- inheritance of wealth.

You started this by letting the Puritans get away. You should have nipped that shit in the bud and we wouldn’t fucking have to deal with this shit right now.

They are playing this like a game of Sports. Keep pressuring the opponent, watch for weaknesses in the defense, hope to find an opening or just get lucky.

Democracy takes constant vigilance and effort to uphold. Fascism needs to succeed only once.

He told congresswomen of color to go back to where they came from, even though they were born in the USA.

He mocked a disabled reporter.

He bragged on tape about sexual assault, saying it was “just locker room talk”.

He is separating migrant children from their families.

He called immigrants criminals and rapists who eat people’s pets.

He constntly insults women and calls them pigs, dogs, slobs, disgusting.

He dismissed the accusation of sexual harassment by saying the women were too ugly to have sex with.

He posted a video depicting the Obamas as monkeys. <-- THIS ONE IS TOTALLY FAKE NEWS GUYS HE WOULD NEVER DO THAT

i WaS HaCkEd!

I spew shit like this constantly, I say it out loud, I ramble and babble about this stuff all the time, on camera.

But this time iT wASn’T mE!

As if that orange lardball would ever let some peasant post anything on his behalf.

It’s feudal lords vs peasants. We need a god damned traditional peasant revolt, I’m telling you.

Someone will try to stop you. If they fail you can just keep going.