

Now that’s some April Fools trolling done right.


Now that’s some April Fools trolling done right.


Would be nice to see the entirety of the USA unite against Israel.


Back in the Slashdot days, where they let this shit run wild, I hated this day every year.


True, but the headline also is technically accurate.


The Post and Courier also reported that around 30 pages of documents listed in an internal DOJ trial evidence inventory still remain missing.
I’m sure that was an oversight and they’ll rush to publish the missing pages asap. /s


But he’s the guy who’s gonna expose the deep state! He super promised us.
Stupid people believe this asshole. Like my dumbass mother who voter for him three times. I no longer speak with her. Fuck everyone who voted for that piece of shit because they believed the harm wouldn’t affect them personally.


Wtf would China, of all countries, join us? That’s just fucking stupid.


Computer people (like me) buy Mac minis, frequently as an extra device. Regular people who don’t care about computers beyond wanting a nice one buy laptops. I believe it completely.


Despite the hits Asahi took losing two of it’s most prominent devs (one of whom is basically a wizard, as far as I can tell), I expect it to attract more attention than the more expensive devices because it’ll have a much wider potential audience. On top of that, lots of groundwork that was laid deconstructing the M1 and M2 chips means the team isn’t starting from zero, despite differences in the chip.
It’ll take some time, but it’s basically guaranteed to happen and I think sooner is more likely than later.


I don’t know why anyone would question why a psychopath with too much money would lie. I mean, c’mon everyone. What does he have to gain?!
I wish he’d eat a homeless man’s ass.


They’re clearly invulnerable / invincible. They’ll live forever, just like the pieces of shit in USA government.
My father almost died from polio as a kid. I care a lot about vaccines. I hope all these people die before they can do further harm to the rest of us. There will be no such luck.


Tennessee is a barbaric state. Check out print and podcast series The Kids of Rutherford County. Absolutely horrible. People need to be jailed, but it won’t happen.
Ever since IBM / Red Hat ruined CentOS, I’ve been using Debian when I need Linux. Welcome in from the cold. We have hot coco and blankets.


Obviously further proof that scary brown people are responsible. /s


I would expect that leaded gasoline was responsible for the first gen stupider than their parents, but I have no data.


How was he supposed to know that ALL THE IMMIGRANTS would include him?!


I really need to stop just setting it down when I’m done, cause I’m tired of looking for it. Hang on…
All right. Here’s my tiniest violin…


Just finishing the job of our white ancestors, I’m sure. Ridiculous.


“My daughter, who was always mad about my guns, agreed to come see my new gun. I don’t know how it accidentally shot her in the head.”
That a grand jury in TX didn’t move on this is a real indictment of the citizens of that state. But we already knew what sort of people live there and are proud of their politics.
Oh no! Our poor big wet boy!
Too bad he externalizes shame by punishing others.