Ready in 25 minutes*

* not including 65 minutes food prep and researching ingredient substitutes

My parents only gave me a dime for the trip there …

Yep, quite relatable!

True story. I took a city bus to the library, by myself, when I was 6 years old. This trip included a transfer.
Still here 63 years later …

Executing incarcerated 68 and 80 year olds makes me feel much better. Gives me the fuzzies, like napalm in the morning.

I’m honoured!

There are no losers in an anal bead tug o’ war.

There are so, so many…no wrong answers…

Saying the out loud part out loud.

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Winning is exhausting.

Can America fail even harder???

Prepare for a forthcoming escalated stern rebuke.

Boycotting the circus is the only way.

That was me and a bro until 2 years ago when he went no-contact with family. I found out from another sibling.

The ‘Topper’ effect.

huge acab on this one.

Had to double-check to make sure there was no onion.

+1 Corner Gas

Slop