Good news, new jobs opening to fill the cashier roles. But watch they will just implement a ticket system and checkout will take 3 hours.

Uh what airport? I need to make a call.

Probably switched the type of dye. Idk Leatherface at the DHS has been screaming about dyes so maybe he fucked it up again.

Can we get him to swap places real quick?

This will be fun.

Alternative: do a bowl instead

Never thought I would agree with the church.

No but it will look real bad when its costing billions a day in use.

Need a bot to attack it and run up their bill, credit use.

Gotta create that false state of emergency so he can cancel the election.

TIL

Yea but what is after the z and the m looks like it was written at gunpoint.

Some of those signatures are stupid as fuck. WTF is going on with ole lizardmans sig?

Let’s just round to the nearest dollar. What can you buy for less than a dollar now anyways?

…to the long sleep.

I am one of those bridging the generation gap. I have siblings whom are older and part of Gen-X but I am technically a millennial born in 84. Well they are still drinkers but I quit 2 years ago and switched to weed. I have the peer pressure to still drink but I decline.

I noticed on some ground chicken had a longer date than the turkey and they were packed near the same time. I just assumed maybe the chicken was shipped frozen so it allowed longer time.

Also had to toss a rack of ribs that still had 4 days and vacuum sealed and my refrigerator is colder than the recommended residential fridge.

So an app for open marriages? Call it Swapr

This guy is a Super Idiot, SI for short.

I’ll have the Meso soup.