Brent Hindra, a tech salesman, voted for the Leopards Eating People’s Faces Party three times, drawn by their aggressive face eating agenda. He never imagined the face eating frenzy would ensnare his own wife’s face.

Many bothans died to bring us this information.

It’s easier to treat alternative facts as actual when the actual facts no longer is an alternative.

As I understand it, Orban has rewritten the laws so the biggest party gets an unproportional amount of seats. Works well when you are able to keep the opposition fractured, but less well when your comeuppance finally arrives.

Travelers spending way more time in the airport, increasing the likelihood of catching and transporting the virus, isn’t the most optimal combination with this news.

Norway as well.