I got you, fam.

That’s incredible, well done. I’m sitting here in awe of your fortitude and determination. Four days of breaking dependence is great, four years is magnificent. I hope conditions and your strength see you through another four, and many, many more.

I hear that happens when they get wet.

I think you mistakenly posted this instead of your usual conversation with the mirror.

garbage at folding burritos

Please enjoy your fancy taco, sir.

Don’t put them Under Pressure to do that.

As a space cowboy, they should be out wranglin’ a meteor.