Shit, I was ranked higher than her in high school. I should have been a professional golfer.

I wouldn’t know, I died right after I got the jab.

But my cousin who didnt graduate high school told me he did the research and everyone who took the mRNA vaccine is dead.

“Who the fuck is Warden Harvey?” - Trump

It fits

Thank you for your professional assessment I will add your observations to my monthly report.

So… you actually got the joke and you were only pretending to be retarded? Thank you for clearing that up using a meme.

Lol that’s the response I was looking for, thank you.

Good, they got another free-loading illegal alien off the street. You know they should look into this subhuman scum with a fine-toothed telescope. His parents were child traffickers after all, and you know, them apples don’t fall far from the tree.

Good riddance, those rainbow crosswalks jumped me stole my wallet, and dressed me up as a woman 6 times last week.

Lol, thanks, boss. I typed it up on the shitter.

My country tis

Sweet land of conservative tyranny

Of the I sing

Land where legal rights die

Land of precrime

From every mountainside

Hear freedom dying.

Edit: formatting

I am not sure bird law allows hawks to own nuclear weapons.

That ol’ boy looks like he ate the guy who ate all the pies. His blood sugar must have been low, he was just hangry. If only someone had given him a Snickers.

You probably don’t have anything to fear, I think 12 people got it in the '72 outbreak, but it can be brutal for livestock.