The operative word there is CAN and not the one you want it to be which would be WILL. There are many many many better ways to get you there.

If you like ducks already then you should not read up on them. Ducks are the worst!

Can they charge you with destruction of property if they don’t know whose property it is? Seems like the way forward is to just keep breaking these things. More of us than them. They want the data. Don’t give it to them.