Ooooo cool. Today I learned a thing! Yes indeed, they will do.

Out of all those options, fairies are our best bet.

$130 million can bribe a lot of officers in key places. That’s where this money will go. Those officers will then forget any and all oaths they’ve taken when the fascist coup enters the end stage.

The US military; for sale to the highest bidder.

They’re just mercenaries now, licking oligarch boots.

“We have investigated ourselves and found nothing wrong.”

A convicted felon is literally destroying the White House. And half this country approves.

US farmers? The same idiotic mouth-breathers who overwhelmingly voted Republican? Those farmers?

Have the day you fucking voted for.

Oh no anyway.jpg

Don’t you go insulting crap like that, crap has its uses. Jones is an even lower state of matter.

That’s adorable, you still think laws matter.

The people don’t, but trump certainly does. Either against another country or against his own, it matters not. That way he can suspend elections and cement his position as dictator.

And literally nobody with the power to stop it gives a shit. We’re on our own.

Remember back in WW2 when the 82nd fought against fascists instead of licking their boots?

How disappointing.

No Brian Posehn. \m/

Yup. Fuck Bill Burr.

Ah yes, the ol “they go low, we go high” bullshit.

How’s that working out for us?

Fucking yes.

SO, US troops, how ya feeling about being deployed against the citizens you supposedly swore an oath to protect?

If you follow this order, you are a cowardly bootlicking nazi traitor. Every. single. one of you.

jFC, are you serious? What even is happening.

Edit: So I guess ICE is just straight up executing people now?

Fuck this country.