In 19 nindee something, my niece was watching Barney during one of my “babysitting” sessions and out of the blue she told me she wanted to go to the potty so I picked her up and carried her to the bathroom.

While she was in there taking care of business, I started to smell something foul and then I looked down at my clothes and saw a neon green chunk of something, approximately rectangular in shape with some greenish coating on it.

What the fuck ya’ll. WHAT IN THE HOLY FUCK???

I’m still nearly gagging thinking of it and the smell. If you could multiply the worst smelling shit you’ve ever taken by the smell of a rotten deer by the side of the road you’d still only be 33% of the way to how that green stuff smelled. And I’m certain it came from my niece.

So what the fuck was that? WHAT THE FUCK WAS IT?

I have this exact model. It’s a marquee message. It’s the start of Peek-a-boo-urns.

You guys have a kitchen?

Every single person I saw that drove by the protest today flipping people off or shouting hateful messages was in a pick-up truck. Every single one of those trucks was driven by what appeared to be a young (20 or 30 something year old) white man. There weren’t a lot of them, so it was pretty easy to keep track.

But there’s no point in wasting time worrying about those hateful people – there were hundreds upon hundreds of vehicles filled with all kinds of different people driving by honking, waving, blowing kisses, and showing their support. True diversity. Even tractor trailers and giant trucks were honking, not to mention the minivans and SUVs and yes, even Teslas.

And this was in rural, small town USA.

There was no hate coming from the protesters. Even when the the haters drove by, everyone just wooted louder, thanked them, or just shouted back things like “we still love you” or “we’re fighting for your rights, too”.

Maybe it accomplishes nothing in the immediate sense, but it does prove we don’t hate America. So, we can add yet another tired and lame lie to the GOP rhetoric that’s been proven as such.

Earlier this week I had to go back to my expenses/shopping records from last year and while I was there I decided to spend a few minutes comparing costs. I obviously knew shit is more expensive than in 2024, but I was still a bit surprised at just how much stuff has gone up.

And, yes it sucked when this happened in the covid years under the Biden administration, but at least then it was a worldwide phenomenon and there were logical reasons for it. This time around it’s happening due to pure incompetence if not outright malice.

But also, why is fucking hot sauce up 20%? Coffee 50%? Hamburger almost double? I mean I’m glad the 5 gallon buckets I bought last year are down 10%, but those don’t really put a dent in my weekly budget.

Let all thee who have never tried to throw their own poop out their Tinder date’s window cast the first turd.

and there’s no way natives can do the job.

I’m not saying you’re wrong, but I’m curious if you have relevant peer reviewed information to back that statement up.

So, this must be a prominent antifa drag queen, right MAGA? Presumably the stage name is Pea Defile.