“FRESH SLOP! GET YOUR SLOP HERE!” -Local Slopmonger

Sure are a lot of things to account for with these self driving car things. It would probably be way easier if they were separate from pedestrians and maybe limited on where they can go.

Trains. I want them to just be trains.

This story lives in my head forever as a perfect example of everything pointing to a theoretical answer but reality not caring.

You are allowed to take an extra 15-minute break.

But it has to be used this week. And during quiet times. And not within an hour of any other break. Or the start and end of your work hours. And not on any day that ends in Y.

If I gave you $5 and then you gave it to someone else and then they gave it back to me we’ve done nothing but can call it $15 in business transactions.

Sounds like a Doctor Who plot.

Top ten answers on the board; we asked 100 users “How will Canva cover the costs of the software development if Affinity is free?”

Why do you need a receipt from eBay after 5 years? You got the shit, now pretend it never happened like any other shady deal.

Just going to second this because I had to complain about the process being a pain here on Lemmy, which earned a lot of upvotes, before someone asked how I used the software center and I said the same as the Microsoft Store which was to say not at all. The number of downvotes told me I was way off and I needed to give it a fresh look.

Best laugh I’ve had in a while. That is some grade-A jank.

Now it’s a predator.