I had to explain to my coworkers why I was laughing at “Holy Cannoli”

That’s because SaaS doesn’t WANT you to own anything…

The school also offered Spud a “safety plan” in response to online threats he has received, but Spud said he declined the plan.

Of course he has, if a troll behaves they cannot troll people!

If the AI slop results in wet trash, did that make it moist AI slop?..

I’ll see myself out.

Beat me to it

When you hit and drag an officer with your car, you are going to be shot at. We have a long history of prosecuting “being hit by a car” as “assault with a deadly weapon” in this country. Especially when we have had so many cases of drinks, drug dealers, and so on, attempt to kill police with their cars (and succeeding in many cases) as well as killing innocent bystanders. We call it vehicular homicide.

Before I get cancelled, I’m all for due process. ICE is doing bad things. The government is doing bad things.

All that being said, running over a law enforcement officer, even when the officer is in the wrong, will get you shot (and probably killed).